I watched an episode of The Biggest Loser and I didn’t know whether to <expletive deleted> or throw up. This show is an awful idea. It screws up relationships. I saw the longing in my wife’s eyes. She wants to be as small as she was the day we met. She wants to squeeze into […]
Monthly Archives: April 2008
number fourteen.
April 9 08
today’s subject:
who is she?
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yesterday’s results:
my assumption:
she is first generation removed, and was born and raised on the east coast… perhaps in the tri-state. she has a type a personality, and is extremely organized. she was a great student and dedicated her undergrad career to her studies. she has always been good at […]
number thirteen.
April 8 08
today’s subject:
first thoughts….?
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results from the previous subject:
my assumption:
her accent let me know that she is a southerner. she is in her late thirties, single, and head over heels in love with her life. she has a great group of two or three girlfriends, and they always have a blast when they are together. […]
Swing thru the ball…
April 7 08
Practice does not make perfect. That’s one of a dozen lies we parents force on our kids. Along with Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny, the lies we tell our children shape who they become. Remember the first know-it-all kid that logic’d out that Santa couldn’t possibly exist? He was a dick, wasn’t he? Decades […]
Stones On Film
April 6 08
Hello again, Kevin Clooney here, top roadie.
I happened to be out on the town in London the other night when the première for the new Rolling Stones movie by Martin Scorsese, Shine Your Light, was taking place in Leicester Square. I’ve never seen so many bad rock haircuts and tight black jeans.
I like the Stones, […]
“Suffer” Now, Relax Later
April 6 08
… or you could just suffer forever, all the time. Those are your only two options.
Alright children, today’s lesson in taking control of your own life is prioritizing. I think it’s one of those things that no one’s really taught people in my generation, and it’s depressing. This one tiny thing (okay, not so tiny […]
Radiohead Warm-Up
April 4 08
Hello, Kevin Clooney here, roadie to the stars.
I’m booked to tour with po-faced progressive rockers Radiohead in the summer. I need the dosh but I’m not really looking forward to it - I’d rather be at home racing my pigeons. There are other reasons: their amps are too big, the guitarist is always telling crap […]
number twelve.
April 4 08
today’s subject:
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yesterday’s results:
my assumption: he isn’t from the states…european…like czech republic, central europe. he moved to nyc as a student, and really began to find himself (he thinks). he came to study architecture, and began to delve into contemporary art. he loves structured pieces with interesting construction and detailing. he is […]
When Nutritionists Attack
April 3 08
In an article in a national newspaper today, ‘nutritionist’ Monica Grenfell launched what in my opinion was a vile attack on a 17 year old girl.
Chloe Marshall, size 16, has reached the finals of the Miss England Beauty Pageant, a pageant which Ms Grenfell has previously judged.
At 5ft 10 weighing 12st 8lb, Chloe has become […]
number eleven.
April 3 08
today’s subject:
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yesterday’s results:
my assumption: i believe that this man loves luxury and honors comfort. he is still open to making some changes in regards to his personal style. he is open to new people, but still cautious. he is from the south, and over the course of his life he has traveled a bit; and […]