Infinite Critique

Miss M (3) has begun saying prayers in a formal way at her Catholic Nursery.
So she’s sitting in front of her Littlest Pet Shop toys, hands joined, head bowed. She takes a deep breath,

“In de name of de Father, and of de son, and of de Holy Ferret, Amen.”

Me: “Erm, I think it’s spirit M.”

Miss M: “In de name of de father, and of de son, and of de spirit ferret, Amen.”

I blame the parents.